OUR WHOLE UNIVERSE WAS IN A HOT DENSE STATE, THEN NEARLY FOURTEEN BILLION YEARS AGO EXPANSION STARTED. WAIT... *INHALES*; THE EARTH BEGAN TO COOL,
THE AUTOTROPHS BEGAN TO DROOL,
NEANDERTHALS DEVELOPED TOOLS,
WE BUILT A WALL (WE BUILT THE PYRAMIDS),
MATH, SCIENCE, HISTORY, UNRAVELING THE MYSTERY,
THAT ALL STARTED WITH THE BIG BANG (BANG)!