SOME KIDS IN THE PARK WITH THEIR ELECTRONICS SAID TO ME: WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SMARTPHONE? I SAID TO THEM I DON'T WANT ONE. THEN THEY SAID TO ME: NO WONDER WHY YOUR SO DEAD; THEN I SAID TO THEM: KIDS, I MIGHT BE DEAD ON THE OUTSIDE, BUT IN THE INSIDE, YA'LL MORE DEAD THEN I EVER WILL BE.