I'VE SAILED THE CARIBBEAN, HIKED THE HIMALAYAS, DOVE THE GREAT BARRIER REEF, FIRED A GRENADE LAUNCHER, LANDED BACKFLIPS, AND GOTTEN THE GIRL; THE THING I MISS MOST IS STAYING HOME ALONE ON FRIDAY NIGHT TO PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT AND DRINK BEER UNTIL I CAN'T KEEP MY HEALS STRAIGHT