"THAT'S NOTHING! I ONCE CAUGHT A 20-POUND CATFISH. WELL, IT WAS REALLY CLOSER TO 15 POUNDS. AND IT WAS IN A STOCKED POND. AND I WASN'T FISHING WITH A REEL, I USED A NET. AND INSTEAD OF A FISH, IT WAS A CHEESEBURGER, AND INSTEAD OF A POND, IT WAS A TRUCKSTOP."