Archie Bunker Mike Meathead

I'M TELLING YA ARCH, THESE MUSLIM REFUGEES NEED OUR HELP. LISTEN MEATHEAD. DO YOU WANT TO GET BLOWN UP ON THE SUBWAY, STABBED AT THE GROCERY STORE, RUNOVER BY A TRUCK DURING A BIG CELEBRATION? CAUSE IF YA DO, I'M WILLING TO PAY FOR A ONE WAY TICKET TO EUROPE, WITH YOUR NAME IN IT!