I'm a vampire

.. so you eat roses when you want BLOOD?

nah, i just eat an apple or some strawberries. I like those fruits

then you better start making memes about that, because vampires are no different than mosquitos for me…they go in one squash… REPENT.

when i see blood, i have to restrain myself

vampires don't die by being squished, they die by being staked

You watch too many Hollywood movies…. I will come over there and show you how I squAsh. Or, you may REPENT. You will have no sick desires. It is NOT you. It is the demonic entity in you doing that. If you REPENT nd ask fr YAHUSHA in your heart and being, your soul will be saved. Right now your status is LOST SOUL.
My soul is XXXLARGE, that's why it does not fit in this body and I live in HEAVEN and SEE everything...

i'm not possessed. i'm not even a vampire. that whole meme was a joke.

WRONG. Your are not a vampire, but the one in you IS.

that's just me roll playing, no danger there

OK. Let's see you can role-play a heavenly GOD-OBEDIENT ANGEL of TRUE PURE LIGHT. Can you make a meme in that role?

yes

i posted a meme about it look at my profile

rose hips are an igridient in tea if you read the package u'll see

…and this is how that b!tch in you distorts your thinking. When that entity goes back to where it came from, to the pit of Hell, when you read something, on a tea box, or something else, you will be ushered by Angles to HEAVEN for meme ideas and not escorted to Hell by demons.

dude, I'm a Christian. I have a bag full of sage in my room and crosses to protect me from demons because my house is very old, yet habitable. it's possible that it could be haunted. Actually it is because something on a table in my room moved by itself. if i could, i'd go to church more often. what's wrong with thinking vampires are cool?

I have nothing to say to you at this point. If you want me to help you, you must REPENT first. Then we will take one step at a time… baby steps..

you know, i do believe in God.