Patrick's Craptacular Date

I TOOK HER TO A NICE RESTAURANT AND SHE SPENT THE WHOLE DATE ON INSTAGRAM, SNAPPING SELFIES AND TALKING ABOUT HER EX. THEN SHE ASKS WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT. I SAID "WE" AINT DOING SHIT BUT YOU SHOULD PROBALLY CHARGE THAT PHONE AND CALL SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE LAST DICK YOU SUCKED