So the story on this is kinda funny. Yesterday I was wearing my Appetite For Destruction T shirt. The wife and I were discussing music and the Middle East. She asked if I thought G 'N R was considered offensive over there, because "Guns" is in the name. I replied "no in fact over there they're known as Exploding White Toyota Pickup Truck 'N Roses but that's hard to fit on a shirt."
That and your Crazy Iraqi spider reminded me of this idea I had.