LUKE, I TOOK YOUR HAND AS MY VENGEANCE FOR YOU KICKING THE BACK OF MY SEAT AS A YOUNG BRAT AS I WAS TRYING TO DRIVE; WHY DIDN'T YOU CUT OFF A FOOT? WELL, HAVING LOST MY LOWER EXTREMITIES MYSELF, MY POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER WOULD'VE LIKELY KICKED IN AND I'M OUT OF MEDS; OBI WAN SHOULD'VE FINISHED THE JOOOOOB!!!