Speaking of chasing other tail, this is a comment I made from last night. Might be just me but I laughed. I know I'm a smartass but I upvoted the person's meme.
HERE'S MY NIPPLES; OK...WEIRDO...NOT WHAT I ASKED. SO WHY DID YOU MAKE SURE THAT YOUR DIVORCE FINALIZED ON THE FOURTH OF JULY? BECAUSE IT WAS MY INDEPENDENCE DAY!