I AM BAAAACK! Did you eat? I got you something. People are getting crazier by the minute. Did you do your homework/ Did you mow the lawn? Your father said he wats it done early in the morning. But I think it might disturb the neighbors, not that I give a fudge about them. I am sorry honey. Am I too loud? Can you even hear me with those headphones. Thy are so bit. You are always on the computer. Why u have no friends? Do you know who I saw? You would not belive it? Are yu listening to me? Look what I got for you. I saw it and I thought you would love this. Did you like it? Com'n try it on. I gotta cook dinner. Did you eat? Is there anything in the fridge? Whe is your sister? Where is your brother? Did he do his homework? Are you even listening to me? I am gonna go change. Wait, where is that thing I put here a minute ago. Didn't I bring it in? Why can't you ever listen to me? Look at me when I am talking to you. Don't slouch. You are in front of that computer all day long, if not, on your phone. Did I tell you who I saw. OMG, she looked terrble. There is a new gorl working at the register. I told her about you. I said my son is the sexiest man alive. I said, he calls himself that. I showed her your picture. I know you don't like people looking at you, but I did it because you are so handsome. Wait, let me think what she said. Anyway, you can get her anytime you want. I think she said nice, or something like that. But like nice, in such a away that she wanted you. Oh, the doorbell. Who is at the door now. Go look. Don't "Mooom" me, I told you to go look. I don't care how many points you hav and what level you are at in your ame and the guys are wating for you to play yout trun. I carried you 9 months. You came out of my ass.
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