I'M NOT THE FIRST GUY WHO FELL IN LOVE WITH A WOMAN THAT HE MET AT A RESTAURANT WHO TURNED OUT TO BE THE DAUGHTER OF A KIDNAPPED SCIENTIST, ONLY TO LOSE HER TO HER CHILDHOOD LOVER WHO SHE LAST SAW ON A DESERTED ISLAND, WHO THEN TURNED OUT FIFTEEN YEARS LATER TO BE THE LEADER OF THE FRENCH UNDERGROUND.