When I was single, I wrote a want ad in the newspaper. I got different reactions. 2 women were replying and 12 men proposed: You can have my wife
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1 up, 7y
actually, she's not on my hands any longer. She got mad because I raised my voice while she was yelling at me. she gave me the boot and is wondering why I haven't come back. Oh well, the divorce is final, and I didn't have to do a thing.