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WHERE IS TRUMP'S RESPONSE TO HURRICANE?! CNN HAS MADE CAREFUL PREPARATIONS FOR HURRICANE HARVEY. WE ALREADY HAVE PRE-WRITTEN SMEAR STORIES ON TRUMP FROM EVERY CONCEIVABLE RELATED ANGLE