ONE TIME, I GOT BEAT UP BY A KID NAMED JESUS. AND WHEN YOU'RE SEVEN, YOU CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN JESUS, TYPICAL PUERTO RICAN NAME IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD, AND JESUS, THE ACTUAL SAVIOR. SO I WAS WALKING AROUND ALL CONFUSED -- YOU KNOW, GUILTY. WHAT HAD I DONE THAT THE LORD WOULD SEND HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON DOWN TO BROOKLYN TO KICK MY ASS? BILL SANTIAGO
