I SIGNED LEGISLATION THAT RESTRICTED TRAVEL FROM 7 PREDOMINANTLY MUSLIM COUNTRIES; I TRIED TO DO THE SAME THING AND I WAS CALLED AN ISLAMAPHOBE; I KNOW! IT STILL CRACKS ME UP WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT BUT THAT'S NOT ALL; WHAT ELSE COULD THERE BE? IN MY LAST YEAR IN OFFICE, I DROPPED OVER 26,000 BOMBS ON THOSE SAME COUNTRIES. THAT'S ONE BOMB EVERY 20 MINUTES FOR A YEAR; THAT IS JUST HORRIBLE. ONLY AN UNHINGED PERSON COULD DO THAT YET, THE MEDIA NEVER HARRASSED YOU ABOUT SUCH EXTREME BEHAVIOR. I KNOW BUT IF YOU HAVE RUSSIAN DRESSING ON YOUR SALAD, THEY SCREAM FOR IMPEACHMENT. SPEAKING OF RUSSIANS... NOW WHAT? WHAT ABOUT THE RUSSIANS? I WAS ACTUALLY HEARD ON A HOT MIC TELLING A RUSSIAN OFFICIAL THAT I WOULD BE "MORE FLEXIBLE" AFTER I GET RE-ELECTED. TALK ABOUT GETTING CAUGHT RED-HANDED. I HAD NO CONTACT WITH RUSSIA OR RUSSIAN OPERATIVES AT ALL AND ALL I'VE HEARD FOR A YEAR IS RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA! WE EVEN SOLD 20% OF AMERICA'S URANIUM TO THE RUSSIANS. I JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING. MY SIDES HURT. YOU KNOW, I REALLY HATE YOU; THAT'S A SHAME BECAUSE I DON'T PLAN ON GOING ANYWHERE ANYTIME SOON. HAVE FUN WITH THE PRESS.
