HEY, JACKWEED, I GET MORE ACTION IN A WEEK THAN YOU'VE HAD IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. I'VE GOT HOUSES IN L.A., PARIS AND VAIL. IN EACH ONE, A 70 INCH PLASMA SCREEN. SO I SUGGEST YOU WIPE THAT STUPID SMILE OFF YOUR FACE BEFORE I COME OVER THERE AND SMACK IT OFF!
