YOURE GROWN ASS MAN AT 5' 11" AND 210LBS. YOU WANT TO BE IDENTIFIED AS SUSAN; PEOPLE CALL YOU BRAVE AND INSPIRING; I HELP PEOPLE EVERY DAY AND THINK HIGHLY OF MYSLEF; YET THE SAME PEOPLE PEOPLE SAY IM CRAZY BECAUSE I WANT TO IDENTIFIED AS EL CAPITAN WHILE WEARING MY CAPE