YOU'VE GOT TO BE THE MOST FRANK AND DIRECT HR DIRECTOR I'VE EVER INTERVIEWED FOR. THAT'S WHAT I'M KNOWN FOR! WELL, THE OFFICE RUMOR MILL BEING WHAT IT IS, I'M ALSO SOMEWHAT NOTORIOUS AROUND HERE FOR SLEEPING WITH ALL MY ASSISTANTS. UHH, WELL, I'M SURE THAT WOULD BE OF NO CONCERN TO ME AS VP OF MARKETING. OH, NO NO NO NO... THAT JOB'S BEEN FILLED. I WANT YOU DIRECTLY UNDER ME, AS MY ASSISTANT.