PEOPLE ARE ALL LIKE "WOO-HOO GARLIC!!"; "GARLIC IS ANTISEPTIC, ANTIBIOTIC, AND MAKES YOU A BETTER PERSON IN GENERAL!"; "EAT MORE GARLIC IF YOU WANT TO BE HEALTHY!"; "GARLIC WILL OPEN UP YOUR MOON-RAINBOW-CRYSTAL CHAKRA AND LET YOU LIVE FOR 120 YEARS!"; IF THIS IS SO TRUE, WHY DOES GARLIC TRY TO DESTROY ME EVERY TIME I EAT IT?
