That happened to me a few months ago, minus the vegan thing. I could hardly believe it.
I thought it would make a good Curb Your Enthusiasm episode, though.
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It wasn't you. It was his favorite urinal and he's ocd. Ya. Could be true. :D
I once sat through a meal where a guy had a minor melt down with his girlfriend because she was eating asparagus. He intimated in front of a group of people that he wasn't going to "go there" that night because of it. It was like watching a slow train wreck happen before my eyes! Lol