wait…let me tell you also what that guy gave me forcefully. He is like, here take my money, you made my day with all the BIBLE SCRIPTURES, I never though I would get SAVED in a meme site. I am here all the time from now on. And I am here to make you and your friends rich"
I said "I can't accept it, please."
And he says, "i have ben suffering from chronic fibromyalgia, depression, sleep apnea, and also PTSD as I am a veteran who had been in many wars for my country."
He turned out to be abillionarie, and he has nothing else to do by try to look at meme sites trying to laugh. He said, "I am so tired of seeing these same bad pun jokes over and over again politics and feminism, and all that. But your memes and comments ARE so refreshing, you not only made me smile and laugh, you saved my SOUL, and cast out my demons with your rebukes, and healed me from all my deseases."
I said, "Sir, I am only doing what My FATHER YAHUAH tells me to do, and exactly that, under my KING YAHUSHA's command. I can't be paid for this, I am given free and I give freely." He said, "i had a miserable life and a miserable wife, now we are a happy couple, thanks to you and your friends who made this site. So, I insist, let me give you this $10K
for starters, and I am sorry for this, I hope you don't get offended, because If I went t therapy for 100 years more, I would have gotten nowhere. They even tried to admit me to mental instutions. There was nothing wrong with me, just unclean spirits because of all the days of my life.". He was on the phone with me for over an hour and a half, so I ended up giving him the joint account number here at imgflip staff. I am writing it here because I want everyone to understand that this is real, I say on my profile "TROLLING ofr JESUS' but it is a joke. Everything else is REAL.
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