I thought she always gets lost...

y u never ask directions dad?

Ha ha. Don't ask strangers. Buy GPS.

y u not listen to GPS dad? but always ur on the phone and yelling at the cras in front of u, wanting them to go fast when there is red light?

Red light is just a suggestion. When road is blocked, I drive on sidewalk.

that's a given. but I like the median.

I like drive thru mall in a mini, pick up some dresses to go.

i drive in tyler park, where no vehicles are allowed.

y u so angry dad? don't hate.