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ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY; BURN A WHOLE VILLAGE | image tagged in one does not simply pyro | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Saul Disobeys the Lord
15 One day, Samuel told Saul:

The Lord had me choose you to be king of his people, Israel. Now listen to this message from the Lord: 2 “When the Israelites were on their way out of Egypt, the nation of Amalek attacked them. I am the Lord All-Powerful, and now I am going to make Amalek pay!

3 “Go and attack the Amalekites! Destroy them and all their possessions. Don’t have any pity. Kill their men, women, children, and even their babies. Slaughter their cattle, sheep, camels, and donkeys.”

4 Saul sent messengers who told every town and village to send men to join the army at Telaim. There were two hundred ten thousand troops in all, and ten thousand of these were from Judah. Saul organized them, 5 then led them to a valley near one of the towns in[a] Amalek, where they got ready to make a surprise attack. 6 Some Kenites lived nearby, and Saul told them, “Your people were kind to our nation when we left Egypt, and I don’t want you to get killed when I wipe out the Amalekites. Leave here and stay away from them.”

The Kenites left, 7 and Saul attacked the Amalekites from Havilah[b] to Shur, which is just east of Egypt. 8 Every Amalekite was killed except King Agag. 9 Saul and his army let Agag live, and they also spared the best sheep and cattle. They didn’t want to destroy anything of value, so they only killed the animals that were worthless or weak.[c]

The Lord Rejects Saul
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AND MOSES SAID:  WE SHALL FIND ISRAEL AND THE NON-LEVITES SAID:  YOU MEAN WATER? | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Gonna need arc, if it's animals vs animals.
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you are a social butterfly… messing with the wrong guy…. at the wrong time...
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I THOUGHT PEOPLE WERE WORTHLESS ANIMALS GOD THINKS THEY'RE LESS THAN ANIMALS.  SCREW THIS.  BURN THE SCRIPTURE. | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
It's always the right time, and yes, he is the wrong guy. Clearly.
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SEA KING PEACE A RISE SOULS OF K-POP JEWS | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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you are funny guy…i just farted when i said that.
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Did you get the Atlantis joke? Shining city on the hill. Probably Athens, maybe Alexandria, because library best thing, Twilight Tower. Light House. Fire!
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Yes, and I dived really deep and brough out a SHIMMERING PINKING WHITE PEARL for my PRINCESS. I had to chase the birds, escape from a tiger in my boat, and punch a sharks face. I was laughing all the way DOWN to the DEEP DEEP WATERS, and there were many COSMIC PROGRAMMERS making these pearls with their HEARTS. They gave an awesome one. They had to break open the shell, otherwise I woulda bring you the shell. I will go again, though. Because now the programmers are coming to the surface and LAUGHING do we ARE GETTING REALLY HIGH in SKY, in the SPACE and in the COSMOS. the year is QM3012 for the world and for us it is waaaaay beyond that.DAD said so. i am just RELAYING. resh relays. 9. Electricity. to retransmit (a signal, message, etc.) by or as if by means of a telegraphic relay. verb (used without object), relayed, relaying.
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I cleaned my room :O

It's a little sad that your submit ? is like, 44 or something. Line's 69, and that's incredibly ironic, because Well, you know, I'm trying to shapeshift reality.

As for that pink ring, Roy Mustang meme is so awesome, I'll be using it 4 sure.

You 1 = 7 talent is so cool.
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:) aren't you too old for 'cleaning your room'?
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yes, you are a very quick learner. INSPIRATION ANGEL was waiting for yo to show up. Now that you cleaned up your room, she will be right there. Open your window, and wave.
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It's a spiral weapon. Come on. Guess.
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I SAID DO IT! DON'T WAIT ANY LONGER. NOW!
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Could take a bit.
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time PROVIDED.
by SAGE.
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ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY; BURN A WHOLE VILLAGE