MILLENIALS WANT TO HURRY UP BASEBALL GAMES BECAUSE THEY CAN'T SIT STILL FOR LONG TIME PERIODS. YOU CAN'T USE YOUR PHONE OR TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS. IF YOU GET UP AND WALK AROUND, PEOPLE GET MAD. THE CHANCES TO HOOK UP WITH A STRANGER ARE MINIMAL. THE FOOD IS LIMITED AND BLAND. YET MOVIES ROUTINELY LAST OVER TWO AND A HALF HOURS AND CAN COST JUST AS MUCH. HOLLYWOOD, SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
