TAKES MEDICINE FROM A TV AD; GETS HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE, COMMON COLD, STIFFNESS, HEART DISEASE, BROKEN BONES, PREGNANT, MUSCLE PAIN, DEHYDRATION, DEPRESSION, WEAKNESS, DIABETES, FLEAS, CANCER, SWEATING, LOSS OF WEIGHT, UGLY, BRAIN DAMAGE, BLOOD CLOTS, SKIN DAMAGE, LOSS OF HAIR, AND BAD MEMES