Inigo Montoya

In actuality I took mushrooms and lost all sense of self and was found butt naked by police over in the next neighborhood. I don't think he would have tried as hard if I told the truth

One time when I went abroad I took advantage of the more lenient drug laws, a lot of people probably saw a foreigner who was whacked out of his brain, not a good image to send of one's own country.

I live in Colorado, and a lot of locals say transplants from out of state can't handle driving while stoned on the potent weed at high altitude lol. Imagine that Americans judging other americans

Most definite upvote!

Thanks. It's easy enough to make memes, but every once in a while you come up with a really good one. ;)