IS IT THAT HARD TO ADMIT YOU SHIT YOURSELF AT THE FIRST SIGN OF DANGER, SIR? AS YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER, I RECOMMEND YOU PICK YOUR NEXT WORDS CAREFULLY, BALDRICK. YOU REALLY THINK THAT WAS HOT MUD YOU WERE DRINKING? IF ONLY WE WERE SO LUCKY. IT'S EITHER WATERED DOWN POOP OR TOXIC SLUDGE, SIR.