WHY IS WORKING OUT AT HOME BETTER THAN WORKING OUT AT THE GYM? 1. YOU CAN SQUEEZE IN YOUR CARDIO WHEN THAT 3 A.M. BOUGHT OF INSOMNIA HITS. 2. YOU CAN GET "WORKOUT UGLY" WITHOUT WORRYING WHO WILL SEE YOU LOOKING LIKE AN OUT-OF-BREATH HUNCHBACK. 3. IF YOU PEE YOUR PANTS A LITTLE DUE TO YOUR WORKOUT'S INTENSITY, NO ONE WILL BE THE WISER. 4. YOU CAN NOW AFFORD TO SEND YOUR KIDS TO COLLEGE BECAUSE OF ALL THE MONEY YOU SAVED ON THAT GYM MEMBERSHIP YOU HARDLY USED ANYWAY. 5. YOU WON'T GET HIT ON BY ANY MEATHEADS IN GORILLA WEAR APPAREL.