HOW DO I BEGIN TO EXPLAIN NORTH ITALY? NORTH ITALY IS FLAWLESS; HE HAS TWO WHITE FLAGS AND PASTA; I HEAR HIS CURL'S INSURED FOR 10,000; I HEAR HE DOES TOMATO COMMERCIALS...IN JAPAN; HIS FAVORITE MOVIE IS SPAGHETTI HORROR; ONE TIME HE MET LEONARDO DICAPRIO ON A PLANE...AND HE TOLD HIM HE WAS HOT; ONE TIME HE POKED ME IN THE FACE WITH A WHITE FLAG...IT WAS AWESOME