There once was a girl named Mary
Her lamb was really quite scary.
It put its face in her womb
And tasted pure doom,
Bleating "Damn, that's bloody AND hairy."
Mary had two little lambs, they were both damned to hell, they saved the whole world one day and were flushed with praise, that only was until the angels then fell, now the lambs are satans slaves and their rumos are ablaze