Original Moana screenplay
Disney's initial, original screenplay for Moana was leaked today. Maui originally stole the tongue of Te'Fiti instead. Without her sense of taste, she was transformed into the evil goddess of healthy eating, To'fuki. To restore balance, Moana had to sacrifice Hei Hei. And Pua. And learn how to cook a decent meal. But everyone left is happy for their noble sacrifice. Which goes especially well with teriyaki sauce.
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