The largest employer in the galaxy doesn't offer life insurance

Bible Verses On Eternity
"And the testimony is this, that God has given us eternal life, and this life is in His Son."

--1 John 5:11


"Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life."

--John 5:24


"For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish, but have eternal life."

--John 3:16


"I am the living bread that came down out of heaven; if anyone eats of this bread, he will live forever; and the bread also which I will give for the life of the world is My flesh."

--John 6:51


"And we know that the Son of God has come, and has given us understanding so that we may know Him who is true; and we are in Him who is true, in His Son Jesus Christ. This is the true God and eternal life."

--1 John 5:20


"The afflicted will eat and be satisfied; those who seek Him will praise the LORD. Let your heart live forever!"

--Psalm 22:26


"The LORD knows the days of the blameless, and their inheritance will be forever."

--Psalm 37:18

Science on Eternity per Freeman Dyson (and Woody Allen)

Dyson charted the processes that would take place after the suns had burned out, and their timescales; the loss of planets from dead stars, the slow evaporation of galaxies, the decay of black holes (a process that takes 1060 years-that is one with 66 zeros behind it for a stellar-mass hole, and longer for a giant one) and the eventual transmutation of all remaining matter into iron. That last alchemical endgame is spun out for such a large number of years that to write it down would need as many zeros as there are atoms in all the galaxies we can see. That is how long you would have to wait before a giant quantum fluctuation caused an entire star to “tunnel” into a black hole. Throughout it all, Dyson imagined, life might persist in some form.

The universe’s usable energy reserves are finite, and at first sight this might seem to be a basic restriction on everlasting life. But Dyson showed that this constraint was not fatal. Just as an infinite series can have a finite sum (for instance 1 + H + G + … = 2) so there is no limit to the amount of information processing that could be achieved with a finite expenditure of energy. And the nature of mathematics ensures that there could be infinite novelty generated in that infinite information processing. It might be an odd, stripped down sort of “life,” a life abstracted to such an extent that only the most mathematical of minds could conceive it as life-but it would not have to be repetitive, and thus might not have to be dull. The rate at which the calculations were made would get slower and slower and enforced periods of hibernation longer and longer-as Woody Allen said, “eternity is very long, especially toward the end”-but life in some form could persist.

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Aesop's Fables has better stories.

why don't you tell us one!

There once was a memer named SubjectMatters that didn't upvote memes he commented on. He tarnished his reputation by doing so and was regulated to irrelevant in almost no time at all.

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I'm honestly really confused. You turned a meme about someone angry about no healthcare policies into a debate on whether it makes sense that a flying beardman breathed the world into existence or if a fish turned into a human being by chance. I know I oversimplified both sides but realize what it sounds like at first.

You do sound CONFUSED.

Is that a toilet bowl? LOL