This is one of my all time favorite jokes in the Simpsons.
"Can we hurry this up, cause I have a hot date tonight." *bzzzzz*
"A date..." *bzzzzzz*
"Alright, I was sitting alone on the couch, ogling the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog." *bzzzz*
"JCPenny catalog." *ding*
"Now will you unhook me already?? I don't deserve this shabby treatment!" *bzzzz*