DID YOU EVER HEAR THE COMEDY OF DARTH SQUIGGLES THE FOOLISH? I THOUGHT NOT. IT’S NOT A STORY THAT JAR JAR WOULD TELL YOU. IT’S A SITH LEGEND. DARTH SQUIGGLES WAS A DORKY LOSER OF THE SITH, SO PITIFUL AND SO DUMB HE COULD USE HIS FARTS TO INFLUENCE THE MINI-CORGI-PIGS TO CREATE LOLZ; HE HAD SUCH A MISUNDERSTANDING OF HIS DORK STATUS THAT HE COULDN'T EVEN KEEP THE ONES HE CARED ABOUT FROM DYING WITH LAUGHTER. THE DORK STUFF AND THE FARTS ARE A PATHWAY TO MANY ABILITIES SOME CONSIDER TO BE UNFLATTERING. HE BECAME SO HUMOROUS... THE ONLY THING HE WAS UNAFRAID OF WAS LOOSING HIS GASES, WHICH EVENTUALLY, OF COURSE, HE DID. UNFORTUNATELY, HE TAUGHT HIS APPRENTICE EVERYTHING HE KNEW, THEN HIS APPRENTICE DUTCH-OVENED HIM IN HIS SLEEP. APPROPRIATE . HE COULD MAKE OTHERS LAUGH WITH FARTS, BUT NOT HIMSELF