THIS JUST IN, SOMETHING, I SEEN SOMEWHERE, HEARD ABOUT, IT HAPPENED; MEANWHILE IN RUSSIA; TAKE IT FROM ME MR.T; FOOLS ON CNN AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT; CONSPIRACY NEWS NETWORK; BAD LIES ARE TO GOOD TO BE TRUE; THE LEVEL OF FICTION IS TOO DAMN HIGH; BUT THAT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS; KERMIT THE FROG HERE WITH THE LATEST SCOOP; WANTED BY POLICE ANOTHER BLACK FRY; GOT ANYMORE OF THOSE INNOCENT WHITE FRIES; ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY JUST MEET A WIZARD; THE WORLD IS GODS FIDGET SPINNER; BECOMES A JOURNALIST @ CNN; MARIJUANA IS A GATEWAY DRUG; YOU DON'T SAY; WHAT IN FAKE NEWS STATION