My mind works that way. Urban legends don't bother me, often, depending on how severe they are. It was originally presented as a joke back in the days of Nixon. I didn't hear the "Good Luck, Mr Gorsky" one until long after. One you might want to look up sometime. Both great jokes, but never meant to be taken seriously.
Mention one thing and I can go six different directions. Old? Yeah, I'll be 60 in a few weeks. But this does show you how my mind worked even then. the cartoon showed a sharp toothed monster picking his teeth with a Soviet flag while Buzz and Neal were in the background commenting about how they were the first men on the moon.