"DONALD TRUMP'S DAUGHTER BRIEFLY SAT IN FOR HIM AT A TABLE OF WORLD LEADERS WHEN HE LEFT THE ROOM AT A G-20 SUMMIT MEETING ON 'PARTNERSHIP WITH AFRICA, MIGRATION & HEALTH,'" SAID PIGLET. "FAMILY IS LESS LIKELY THAN A GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL TO TURN STATE'S EVIDENCE, SO OF COURSE DONALD TRUMP WANTS HER THERE," SAID POOH.