in Hawaii, when a white missoner was trying to convert Hawaaians, and sitting with a native grandma, in their clean clothes, and were disgusted by the snut coming down the littel grandson's nose and face, GARNDMA reached to his grandson, toook him in her lap and sucked the snut out with her mouth, and turned to the nuns and said "THERE!"

eugh!

.. there is also the story of a guy, who on dare and bet, said, I will take sip from the glass, which was filled with phelm. He took the glass, and he drank from it. Suddenly the glass was EMPTY. ALL the betting guys said, why did you NOT STOP after the first sip. He said:
It DID NOT SEPARATE.

i dont follow but gross

meant to be.