BUYING GROCERIES IN HISPANIC STORE & CLERK ASKS, "ARE YOU MIXED?" "NO, WHY?" HE LOOKS CONFUSED & EXPLAINS THESE ARE ALL HISPANIC FOODS. HE ASKS, "HOW ARE YOU RELATED TO THEM?"; "OH!", I ANSWER. "EVER SINCE I HEARD FONSI & DY SING 'DESPACITO' THE ONLY FOOD I WANT IS JARRITOS & FUEGO TAKIS!"