Can I go outside and play?

you may do so after proper training not to kill the INNOCENT, after you are INNOCENTIZED.

might sound like a fun idea, but you will end up in the SORTED-OUT pile here on earth and where you go afterwards, and really, i don't wanna get into all that, because i don't want to scare the kids, but there is some definately f*cked up sh*t that happens to you.

Yup, that's one of the symptoms… mental retardation of the soul.
You can read about it in the bible verses about "reprobate mind"

Carlin released the spirit of suicide, a dark spirit, on people, especially young, couple years before he died.