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What're you, a doctor?

What're you,  a doctor?  | I went to the convenience store for a pack of cigarettes. The clerk asked me,  "Are you sure you want to waste one of your lives on a pack of cigarettes?"; I told her, "You're wasting your ONLY life working in a convenience store." She started to cry. | image tagged in funny cat,9 lives,cigarettes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
2,337 views 40 upvotes Made by anonymous 7 years ago in fun
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THAT IS ONE HELL OF A CAT! | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
lol
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Gotta light? | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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https://i.imgflip.com/1puy80.gif
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Leonardo Dicaprio Cheers Meme | Thank you. | image tagged in memes,leonardo dicaprio cheers | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Love that gif.
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Lol.
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Lol
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Is "COFFEE" a name or a demand? Or both?
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Looks like a name tag, or rather a cat tag :)
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Ya but being the kind of cat who makes c store clerks sincerely concerned about his health cry i thought maybe he's a jerk about getting his joe.
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I hear ya. I've been in line at cash registers,and other customers treat the clerks shitty. I, on the other hand, say "please" and "thank you."
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Btw for anyone who didn't notice "COFFEE" is written on the cat's tag.
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Just saw it. Thanks.
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I went to the convenience store for a pack of cigarettes. The clerk asked me, "Are you sure you want to waste one of your lives on a pack of cigarettes?"; I told her, "You're wasting your ONLY life working in a convenience store." She started to cry.