Bad Luck Brian

May or may not be a good job. Drug running can be profitable for some. The Bad Luck Brian template has to be easily relateable to the reader. First line, a big build up or joyous occasion, the second line should be Murphy's Law in action, totally improbably. Gets Pet Rock as a Christmas present, it runs away. Gets a memory foam mattress, it develops Alzheimer's. (Use those and you'll be accused of re-posting)

damn thought i had some free material then :)

Same here. How do you think I know. LOL! Next we have to work on your meme comments. They earn more points than a regular comment, and can sometimes be good enough to submit for featuring. I do that on occasion. One reason why I'm such a prolific commenter. These comments give me so many ideas. This only made page two, but it came about from making comments on a Raydog meme. https://imgflip.com/i/1s8o86

So don't be afraid of trying to meme comment.

this is turning into a full time job lol

Fortunately, I'm on disability retirement, so I have the time. I was figuring this stuff out decades ago without anyone helping me (plus working full time) It's paying forward to a British fan from two decades ago that taught me some coding I was having trouble grasping. At the time he was the age you are now, so that'd put him in his 30's today. I don't mind paying it forward like he did.

I'm not young i just wished i was , im just an illiterate monkey :)

I'll be 60 in 3 weeks. Middle age folks are kids. I've got a daughter in her forties and one starring at it in less than two years. Hell, I have a grandson old enough to drink legally.