I'M JUST A CAVEMAN. SOMETIMES WHEN I SEE A TWEET ON MY IPHONE, I WONDER: "DID LITTLE DEMONS GET INSIDE AND TYPE IT?" I DON'T KNOW! MY PRIMITIVE MIND CAN'T GRASP THESE CONCEPTS. BUT WHAT I DO KNOW IS THAT COMPELLING A PERSON TO ABSTAIN FROM CONDUCT HE OR SHE HAS A LEGAL RIGHT TO IS A CLEAR CUT CASE OF COERCION IN THE SECOND DEGREE.