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FIVE GREAT THINGS about getting older; 1) I'm alive; 2) So are you; I used to hate going to the supermarket. Now, they play all my favorite songs; 3); 4) I'm forgiven faster as a cranky old fart than as an angry young man. 5) Store managers don't follow me anymore unless they're trying to sell me a credit card.
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