I'll Just Wait Here

I HEARD INTEL I9 WILL COME OUT SOON, I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE IT AND PLAY 8K GAMES WITH 144FPS; OH JESUS,IT'S OUT! WELL....IT TOOK A WHILE BUT IT WAS WORTH IT. IF ONLY I WAS YOUNG AND STUPID AND HAD A HEALTHY KIDNEY SO THAT I COULD SELL IT AND AFFORD THE CPU