LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND, I, UKA, THE SHAPE-SHIFTING PRINCESS OF SPARKLY SHIT, UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL! BUT A SEXY SAMURAI SOLDIER WIELDING AN E X T R A T H I C C HIBBITY HOPPED FORTHWITH TO BONE ME. ONLY TEN SECONDS BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS HORRIBLY MUCKED UP, I RIPPED TIME SPACE CONTINUUM A FOURTH ASSHOLE AND FLUNG HIS DUMB ASS INTO THE FUTURE, WHERE MONEY TALKS! NOW THE SEXY SAMURAI SOLDIER SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST, AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS TUPAC!
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