TEACHER : THE EARTH IS A SPINNING GLOBE; GLOBIE STUDENTS: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . FEPE STUDENTS:; WRONG, THERE'S NO OBSERVABLE CURVATURE; WATER IS ALWAYS LEVEL AND EARTH IS 70% WATER; GIROSCOPES AND COMPASSES CAN'T WORK ON A GLOBE; YOU CAN'T REPRODUCE A PRESSURIZED ATMOSPHERE NEXT TO A VACUUM WITHOUT A SOLID SEPARATION; YOU'VE BEEN BRAINWASHED!; CHECK OUT MICHELSON-MORLEY EXPERIMENT; IGNITION AND PROPULSION ARE IMPOSSIBLE IN A VACUUM; MOONLANDING AND ALL NASA IMAGES ARE FAKE; WE CAN SEE THINGS FAR AWAY THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO BE UNDER THE HORIZON; EARTH IS FLAT MOTHERF###ER!; YOU SHOULD BE FIRED...
