Or maybe "Your child killed my pinky toe. Prepare to die."
Or "You killed the nerve endings in the bottom of my foot. Prepare to die."

This was for lego week, the ''RETIRED LEGO MOLD AFTER MAKING 120MILLION BRICKS'' was for the actual fact of it. I had never got around to be creative and witty as you just did :)

So which ending line do you think is better?

The one right in the template

Ok thanks :-)

Good night :)

Nite :-)

RETIRED LEGO MOLD AFTER MAKING 120MILLION BRICKS