I WAS ABOUT YOUR AGE WHEN I FIRST HEARD ABOUT SMOKING WEED. O...KAY; PROBLEM WAS, I DIDN'T REALIZE PEOPLE MEANT A SPECIFIC WEED; DAD, I'M NOT--; SO I PICKED A BUNCH OF DANDELIONS AND SMOKED THEM; WHAT? MY HAIR TURNED YELLOW, THEN GRAY, THEN IT FELL OUT; AWW F--; TWO WEEKS LATER 200 OF ME WERE GROWING ALL OVER THE YARD; (SIGH); DON'T SMOKE DANDELIONS, CARL; AM I ADOPTED?